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Top 10 FAQ’s About Pregnancy

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Question and Answer Lawyer Jokes

Q:What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.


Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off it's head.


Q: What's the difference between a Catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a fish.

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Mom: Why R U pregnant? 

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life" 

Mom: Tell me who is he? 

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Shall we try a different position tonight?

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different

position tonight?

WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit

on the sofa and fart.

Man says to wife "what would you do if i won the lottery"

Man says to wife "what would you do if i won the lottery" Wife replies "take half and leave your ass" Husband replies "good, I won 12 dollars here is 6 now get out!"

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.